this is the kind of thing life is all about. that's correct, mustaches.
me, personally, i'm more inclined to enjoy a fully clothed face, complete with connecting beard and lipwarmer. however, the mustache does have it's time and place.
my friends at the american mustache institute have done the glorious thing of making a top seven list of professions for men who wear their shame in public.
while i agree with most of this, i feel the mustache institute should have thought about this a little more. the most successful top lists start from the lowest level of awesomeness and work up. here, we see police officer immediately, and are set up for disappointment both comically and aesthetically. yes, cops (more effectively, state troopers) with mustaches are in fact a reliable go-to for a good mustache ride joke. but civil war re-enactor? also, for the sake of authenticity, does the term cop also cover mounties? and what about "psychopath" as top profession?
alas, i must say i do like the village people reference, but did one of my favorite golden girls deserve that? i think not. i suppose what i really want to see is a more clear hierarchy of facial hair. that is all. of course, if you're gonna go, you might as well go all the way:
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